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The Father of the Bride Pack

 

 

Jokes about love and marriage

to use in your  Speeches


Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all !

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.  

Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. - Cass Daley

 

A CHRISTMAS WISH

 

An elderly couple was celebrating Christmas at home when a fairy appeared.

The fairy told them that since it was Christmas, she would grant them a wish each.

The wife said, "I’ve lived for so many years, but I've never seen the beautiful Swiss Alps. I wish we could travel there." The fairy waved her wand and SWOOSH! She had a pair of return tickets to Switzerland in her hand.

Surprised at what he saw, the husband became excited and started racking his brain for a wish. He contemplated for a moment, and then said, "I am envious of those guys who have young wives. If possible, I want to be married to a woman who is 20 years younger than me."

The fairy waved her wand and SWOOSH! He became 20 years older.

 

wedding_toast3.jpgI married Mr. Right. I just didn't know his first name was Always.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. (Ann Bancroft)

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."

 

 

 

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